Hedae™

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

@theshitpostcalligrapher



Got it

Always always always thinking of this quote from Dear Senthuran by Akwaeke Emezi

ready to see some titties

Actual photo of my gaming rig

the most thrilling way to surf the net is knowing at any moment your heavy-ass crt might slip from its flimsy safety belt and obliterate your dick

Official graveyard post

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

Tumblr user kitty really scraping the bottom of the barrel here! Pick this tumblr user right out of the free bin today!

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

butch huntress x That One Damn Creature She Can't Kill

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

i have some follow-up questions???

Okay, THAT is what I call a fortune.

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime

you can’t convince me she isn’t a victim