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zlá Lenice

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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My personal faves from this year’s Comic-Con Prague (excluding those I didn’t get to take a picture of)

(Ignore my slutty cleavage on the last pic, I fucked up by not having a pin)

And the winner iiiiiiis

Shout out to a really pretty Minthara that I lost early and never managed to run into again

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

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decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

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thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

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Vážení, Pepa Boháček

Prožije zcela bezprecedentní, doslova transformativní zážitek, je připraven o svou lidskost a zaklet ve zvíře dost možná navždy

A nehne ani brvou

Leontýnka ho bez jakéhokoliv varování promění v jelena a první co ho napadne je "ok. jdu se najíst". Absolutně bez vzrušení. Ztělesnění hlášky "this might as well happen" Johna Mulaneyho. Promění se zpátky, všichni jsou z celé události na prášky a co on? "Kdes byl?" "No na pastvě." Logicky, když je jelen tak snad jde na pastvu ne? Business as usual, normální úterý

I když co jiného taky čekat od kluka, kterému každou chvíli oknem do postele přiletí random součástka z auta

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