eugh?! crêpe?!??

I am forever your most devoted believer

another deranged drawing from my demented mind

transphobes found the first one so i made another because fuck them

I think tumblr should preserve the following/mutuals badge on anons. It'd make the website worse but in a really good way. it should be applied retroactively too

Shi Qingxuan made sure the house burned down. 🪭🔥

old xie lian sketch

marked with your colors 🍑🫐

i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position

"ooh ahhh inflation" i wasn't paying full price then either; i learned about emulators and indie games like 20 years ago. Never Pay More Than [adjust this quote for inflation] For A Computer Game

Step right up, I finally drew my favorite boy!! ✨️💖✨️

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

Don't come looking for me when its my turn

Don't come looking for me at the bottom

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

sure is yeah. keep me updated

we need to start killing people

Sorry everyone I heard we needed more complex female characters so I took the "asshole with a heart of gold" and made her transition but now she doesn't hate being alive anymore so she's just a sweetheart who's kind of blunt but I'm gonna keep trying

Luckily the gruff father figure with vulnerability issues had other problems going on so she's mostly the same

The mad scientist is also happier now but her increased confidence isn't a good thing for anyone else involved so I'm counting this one as a success