GOSH I LOVE DRAGONS

“Very long… Very elegant… A tube… Hard as a rock.”

Rotten

Some useful chaperon info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

It was the same price of clothing all this time😶

The Felidae

probably done before but i was compelled

personally i love when people find my ocs hot

In solidarity with tumblr staff also forgetting, localairport will not host an April 1st post.

Oh apparently the joke was firing half your staff just after April Fools. Good one Tumblr.

Due to increased demand, hammers are now 97.99 at the duty free shop.

if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag

Jacek Yerka, Eruption 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

anyway i bought it

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

this post has been in my head so here is a pinterest quote version of it thanks op

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

you try to start soft with "well there are other blood types. and other methods for expressing oil from peanuts" and they shriek NOOOO YOURE EMASCULATING MY DEAD DAD WHO I HATED

you try "actually there's also milk, and seawater, and room-temperature elemental mercury" and they accuse you of taking a day off your regularly scheduled child rapes to lie specifically to them

BUT IF PEANUT OIL ISNT REAL THEN HOW AM I CURRENTLY SMOTHERING MYSELF IN IT i didn't say it wasn't real i said there were other liquids YOURE SO OWNED BY MY OILINESS ok

god whoever wrote this must be so fucking hot

the sisterrrrrsssss

what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

@elodieunderglass

What a great guy!