Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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When the Force Plays Matchmaker by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Apr 2020
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Six months after the events of The Last Jedi, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren is lonely and determined to find Rey, who has been hiding with the Resistance. However, when the Force suddenly reconnects them as Rey is training near some very special trees, things get heated . . . thanks to some silver dust!
Written for the Reylo Sex Pollen Challenge, because SEX POLLEN!! 😎
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- Part 1 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Never Cockblock a Skywalker's Grandchild! by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Oct 2020
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Force-ghost Anakin Skywalker is long overdue to get some great-grandchildren. It probably would have happened years ago, if his idiot son, Luke, hadn’t pushed his boneheaded grandson, Ben, to the Dark side. But now this Rey girl has shown up, and Ben is obviously into her. If the Force is on his side, Anakin might just get some great-grandbabies yet!
OR, a Crack! reimagining of the Sequel Trilogy that kinda-sorta also qualifies as a Rise of Skywalker fix-it fic.
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- Part 2 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Playing with Fire by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
27 Feb 2021
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Rey has been in love with Ben Solo ever since she was assigned to be his Padawan when she was nine. Now, ten years later, she wants him and is tired of the fact that he won’t acknowledge she’s no longer a child. Maybe a touch of jealousy is just what Ben needs to push him over the edge.
Written for House Dadam’s 50 Shades of Rey Collection, March 2021.
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- Part 3 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Scream Your Head Off by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
15 Apr 2021
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The job of a banshee isn’t pleasant; just ask Rey. An afterlife of screaming, crying, and mourning strangers is so annoying. And Kylo Ren, hot-headed Headless Horseman, just keeps adding to her work load by whacking people’s heads off during full moons. The nerve! Well, it’s high time he got a head so she can be free of his crap once and for all.
If only she can stop thinking about riding him as well as he rides his horse.
OR a crack, Sleepy Hollow-ish, fairytale-ish Reylo AU that not one single soul in the history of the globe has ever asked for.
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- Part 4 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
- Part 1 of Reylo Mythology (SirenBanshee)
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Oh, No, She Di’int! by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Apr 2021
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Kylo Ren is totally a very happy man. All is definitely right in the Supreme Leader's world. For sure.
Until the Force bond suddenly opens as Rey is having . . . a date? With that pretty-boy pilot?
Oh, heck, no!!!
🌧️Written for House Dadam’s "April Showers 4 May Flowers" challenge.🌹
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- Part 5 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
- Part 1 of Oh, No, She Di'int!
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Starflake Hotel by SirenBanshee for Neuvoreylogirl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Jul 2021
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Kylo and Rey do not meet at the Starflake Hotel. 🐹😁
(The requested sequel to Oh, No, She Di’int!)Series
- Part 6 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
- Part 2 of Oh, No, She Di'int!
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Undressed by SirenBanshee for Noppoh
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Aug 2021
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Hi, my name is
Whatever you call me
So let's get undressed
'Cause you look a little lonely
I'll make you scream, I'll make you laugh
Cover your body with my autograph
So let's get undressed
'Cause I wanna see you naked
A Reylo songfic based on the song “Undressed” by Kim Cesarion.
Alpha Ben Solo celebrates his friend's bachelor party at a strip club and encounters a stripper who makes his mating gland throb. (A gift fic for Noppoh 💖)Series
- Part 3 of Reylo Songfics (SirenBanshee)
- Part 7 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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The Force Be Mad! by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Oct 2021
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Finally sick of the way Kylo and Rey keep denying their connection, the Force gets ticked off and decides to take matters into its own, mischievous hands. (Or, what happens when the Force throws a tantrum.)
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- Part 8 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Getting Some Tail by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Feb 2022
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Have you ever wanted to bone a merman? Well, now’s your chance with Getting Some Tail, a merman gigolo service for ladies who want to fulfill all their wet fantasies. Except Ben Solo, Getting Some Tail’s newest recruit, is a virgin who has no idea what he’s doing. Will his first client, a gorgeous brunette who seems as nervous as he is, mind? Or will fishy Ben jump right out of the frying pan and into her fire this Valentine’s? 🧜💝
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- Part 9 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
- Part 3 of Reylo Mythology (SirenBanshee)
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Breaking Wayfinders Is a No-No by SirenBanshee for ElleElle20
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
04 May 2022
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When Kylo confronts Rey on Kef Bir to stop her from stealing the wayfinder to find Exegol, he crushes the wayfinder with his hand, releasing a thick cloud of green dust into the air. Sexiness ensues. (Or, the Rise of Skywalker Reylo fight reimagined as a crack sex pollen fic, just because.)
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- Part 10 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Cock Ness by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
21 Jun 2022
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The ever-elusive Loch Ness monster has been carefully, and successfully, hiding in the depths of Loch Ness for centuries. After all, humans can’t get deep enough underwater to find him. But do you know who can? A mermaid. A mermaid who just happens to be an Omega, and the monster’s biggest fan. (Written for MerMay, 2022. 🧜🐉)
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- Part 5 of Reylo Mythology (SirenBanshee)
- Part 11 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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A Force of a Different Color by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
05 Feb 2025
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What is your favorite animal and your favorite color? Is it a lion, and purple? Or perhaps a porg, and blue? And, more importantly, what is your soulmate’s favorite animal and color? You’ll find out the answer when your soulmate is born . . . because you’ll suddenly shapeshift into whichever animal and color your soulmate loves best. Which can get really annoying really quickly, as ten-year-old Ben Solo learns one day when poof, he turns into a pink bunny.
Or, the crack-canonverse-shapeshifter-soulmate AU that makes, like, zero sense.
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- Part 12 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
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Wet Dream at 20,000 Feet by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Mar 2023
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Rey Niima hates storms . . . Especially a storm on an airplane . . . Especially a storm on an airplane when a monster is standing on the plane’s wing. But at least her monster hallucination is kind of hot, until he starts tampering with the plane’s engine.
(A crack fic based on the “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” episode of The Twilight Zone, and written for The Twilight Zone Reylo Collection. ✈️)Series
- Part 13 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)
- Part 6 of Reylo Mythology (SirenBanshee)
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A Story of Whoa by SirenBanshee
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Apr 2023
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Prince Kylo and Princess Reyna are to be married. But, to their displeasure, tradition requires the consummation to be viewed by witnesses. But never underestimate determined lovers. The royal couple will get their revenge . . . by giving their witnesses a show they’ll never forget. (Written for Shakespeare’s Birthday Reylo Collection. 👑)
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- Part 14 of Reylo Crack (SirenBanshee)