mcgugs

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:

at some point this is not my burden

Source

Source

...*sigh*

*taps mic*

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

Quick! Put in the tags what you’re looking forward to right now!

I’ll go first: Im gonna go out to try a new restaurant this week with a friend!!

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Live your dream.

I am leaving a mark on the world

I may seem useless sometimes, but I did protect this timeline from the horrors of updog

what’s updog?

exactly.

@bovineblogger, look, I know this is a weird one but

Oh no saw trap for me i just wanted to sit in this bigass bathroom with you

Now what?

red classic tabby with low white spotting

Woman murders man in broad daylight

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

Endless Ships - Todd Brotzman/Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. “We’re meant to know each other.”