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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Someone told Rachel Zigler to square up and her face literally did

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  “Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.” 

  Needed this rewatch

Popular reviews

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  The Machine 2023

  ½ Watched 24 May 2023 13

  If someone likes Bert Chrysler, you already know they arent funny.

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  The Gringo Papi 2022

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2022 7

  Talmbout the 2nd worst comedy speeshul in history B?

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