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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  God, modern Disney is shit.

  Drained of every last drop of wonder, whimsy, magic, joy, and humanity, this atrocious remake is in almost every way the exact opposite of the original. Gone is the loving, caring, helpful, and naively joyful Snow White. Instead we have a selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed, unhelpful, unkind, bossy, demanding, insufferable, and unlikeable Rachel Zegler. And yes, she's the same character in the film as she is in real life - a stuck-up waste of oxygen who…

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  Arrowsmith 1931

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Dull story about a dull man who does dull medical work, and his wife who never listens to health warnings and thus the predictable happens. It seems this was based on a book, and it's popularity is was drove the success of this picture. But on it's own, there is little to see here.

  There is also a very strange underlying message about how it's a great thing for Doctors to use humans as test subjects against their will, which I can see the modern Fauci lovers agreeing with strongly

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  Barbie 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Jul 2023 61

  Things Greta Gerwig hates according to this self-expose

  Men
  Male friendships
  Horses
  The Godfather films
  Her father
  Her mother
  All her exes
  All her employers
  The concept of love
  Equality
  Barbie
  Mattel
  Her audience
  Male friendships
  Men

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  Black Adam 2022

  ★★★ Watched 10 Oct 2022 71

  Initial review.

  DCEU Films that Black Adam is BETTER than:
  Wonder Woman
  Suicide Squad
  The Suicide Squad
  Josstice League
  The Batman
  Wonder Woman 1984
  Birds of Prey

  DCEU Films that Black Adam is WORSE than:
  Man of Steel
  ZS's Justice League
  Aquaman
  Joker
  Batman v Superman
  Shazam

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