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Death Race 2 2010
They paid Sean Bean in food, booze and the promise of a nearly nude lady to be near him in every scene he's in, didn't they?
Also that autistic guy that's in every one of these is the Stephen Furst of the '10s.
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Death Race: Beyond Anarchy 2018
This movie may be one of the best examples of a total lack of self awareness, irony or any definition of satire.
Every line is delivered with teeth gnashing seriousness. Every death threat or sarcastic quip is full throatedly roared at the camera. A lady says "You wanna knock boots?" as a way to seduce our hero. A guy that drives a fUcKeD uP police car says "Uh oh! Better call THE POLICE!", the black lesbian includes Ass, Titties or…
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Caligula 1979
Every single aspect of this movie is insane. From the making of, to the fact that Penthouse cobbled together a record label to put out the soundtrack (with bonus "disco mix" 12"!) Younger people will roll their eyes at every "You can't make 'em like THIS anymore!" but trust me, kids. You really, really, can't.
Saddened they can't get all the footage back to re-cut it the way Tinto wanted, but that's how the greasy fist goes in the...well, you know.
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The Killing of a Chinese Bookie 1976
I mean this in the best possible way: This is like the most high-end surveillance footage ever filmed. The camera is always hiding behind a corner in the shadows or way too close to someone's nose (OR BOOB) The mic picks up only the most important lines, just a half mumbled sentence or (2). But that's all you need. You're right there, watching Gazzara grunt and smile at his performers, loosen his tie and suck down another drink, cause why…
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