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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A fun time but the insane whiplash of the tone switch was…insane.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  This movie was way sexier than I initially expected - but I should’ve anticipated it with the cast it has

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Sep 2024 2

  The movie was sexist, racist, bad at Latin, annoying philosophically (friggin Marcus Aurelius).
  The dialogue was laughable. The movie was weird and weird and weird.
  And weird.
  Why was it so weird.
  Why was the line “I like the name Sam, it’s to the point.”

  Shia, your line was “no I don’t want to have sex with you, you’re my aunt.”

  This movie made me, and I’m genuinely not exaggerating, feel every single emotion I think I’ve ever felt. Mostly anger and confusion (the main two human emotions)

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  “Which do you think was the best movie of 2024 about a visionary architect” - Luke about the brutalist

  This movie had a gorgeous score, brilliant cinematography, and insanely good acting - for that I admire it. The pacing in the first half was also very solid. 

  My biggest critiques all end up boiling down to: when the movie takes itself too seriously it loses focus, comes off a bit pretentious, and the film suffers. Think the title cards for example or *that scene*

  However when I see earnestness in this film,  it works.

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