Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jan 2025

  rest in peace ❤️

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  Dead or Alive 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  first and last 10 minutes go crazy

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2023

  i just know that if blue velvet had been made a few decades later 12 year old boys who have never watched the movie would probably be out there making frank booth yt shorts sigma edits with phonk music and the sharpness up to 500

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 Dec 2023 3

  "you'd think she was a riot if you looked at her, but there's absolutely nothing going on underneath"

  saltburn is vapid and hollow and unbearably cringe. every second of the movie feels like it was made in a lab for twitter/tumblr girlies who think rich british kids being gay for two hours makes for biting social critique.

  nothing about it is edgy or transgressive or even new, it's passolini's teorema and kubrick's eyes wide shut ran through a meatgrinder and…