Cinematic masterpiece! When John Cena was on screen I was not constantly thinking about his Chinese ice cream commercial at all.
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Red One 2024
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Deck the halls with shitty one liners fa la la la la la la la
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
Mamma Mia that's some mediocrity ft jack black's magnum opus
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Dune: Part Two 2024
This whole movie was a fever dream. Wild re-interpretation of the "floor is lava" game. Also I could finally answer my dire question about whether Paul Atreides was goated with the sauce. Overall 8/10, it made me regret sleeping through Dune 1.
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