Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Usual Suspects 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 12 May 2024

  Even if Sister Michael hadn’t spoiled it for me I would’ve known. Retroactive Tim Curry effect has been applied to Kevin Spacey so that I could never trust his characters in anything 🤷‍♀️

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  The feds cared more about tax fraud than child abuse, and a kid with enough free time and books used it for witchcraft. Might as well be a documentary

Popular reviews

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★ Watched 31 Oct 2017

  Before my parents had kids, they went to see this in theaters. Afterwards my dad apparently scared the shit out of my mom by just standing in the corner of a room right before she walked in, in a perfect reference to this movie. He did sleep on the couch that night. I suppose this really was the first horror movie of its kind, and it introduced a fresh and terrifying brand of entertainment.

  Sadly their daughter finds it so boring. If I wanted to watch a bunch of film students yell at each other I’d go to one of the pubs near the undergrad dorms

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  Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit 2011

  ½ Watched 18 Apr 2013

  GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEYYYYY 🔪