Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Organ Trail 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  feminist win! women can be frontier highwaymen too

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  ★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  “WAY too big of a quality jump. Since when do we actually care about these characters?”

Popular reviews

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  Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story 2000

  ★★ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  Conflicts in each film:
  #1: Oh no, they wanted a boy orphan instead
  #2: Oh no, being a teacher is challenging
  #3: Oh no, my husband is A PRISONER OF WAR ???

  “I’m scandalously in love with you” is a crazy line, and completely appropriate for Gilbert Blythe. Honorable mention to “If I were blind, I should never forget the contours of your face.” Canada really cooked with this one!

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2024 3

  In the end, the real winner was every bisexual watching. 

  How have I never realized the inherent eroticism of men’s tennis? Just guys in short shorts, grunting back and forth. Somehow, this tension made the in-your-face sexuality of Saltburn look chaste. 

  If you’re expecting this to be a trashy love triangle flick, you’re not entirely off. But Challengers is also made up of fascinating character dynamics, a script rich with callbacks and double entendres, and truly off-the-wall cinematography. 

  Game, set, match.