Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  This movie isn’t for everyone bc it was made specifically for me.

  Ari Aster likes to make heads go kablammo!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Though, so far, this is my least-favorite Robert Eggers film, it is indeed the most Robert Eggers of any Robert Eggers film

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  They really had Selena Gomez say “My pussy still hurts when I think of you” and Kubrick-stare at the camera. 

  This film throws so many heavy themes at you but is too far up its own ass to care about any of them. Tone is all over the place. The edit is noticeably terrible, the songwriting is laughable, and half the lyrics are whispered with no discernible pitch. 

  
  It’s not often that I think a movie is a waste of time, but what a genuine waste of time. I should have watched Wicked instead.

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  Death Note 2017

  ★ Watched 12 Oct 2024 1

  Poor Margaret Qualley. Poor Willem Dafoe. Poor Lakeith Stanfield. Poor Alex Wolff because his brother was in this.

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