Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Piaffe 2022

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  For a movie about a foley artist, this film has some stellar sound design.
  For a movie about a woman who develops a horse tail, the character it follows is quite underdeveloped.

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  Dredd 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Apr 2021

  no multiverses, no squeakquel bait, just a perfectly-wrapped futuristic comic book movie with one plot, in one setting, featuring my favorite karl urban role, with nonstop adrenaline action and even some stunning visuals

  cool guy vibes

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  They really had Selena Gomez say “My pussy still hurts when I think of you” and Kubrick-stare at the camera. 

  This film throws so many heavy themes at you but is too far up its own ass to care about any of them. Tone is all over the place. The edit is noticeably terrible, the songwriting is laughable, and half the lyrics are whispered with no discernible pitch. 

  
  It’s not often that I think a movie is a waste of time, but what a genuine waste of time. I should have watched Wicked instead.

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  Death Note 2017

  ★ Watched 12 Oct 2024 1

  Poor Margaret Qualley. Poor Willem Dafoe. Poor Lakeith Stanfield. Poor Alex Wolff because his brother was in this.

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