ABSees

ABSees

My star ratings are genuine, I only do joke reviews when I don’t want to elaborate.

Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • Jackie Brown
  • WALL·E
  • Kiki's Delivery Service

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  • Brave

    ★½

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★½

  • Speed

    ★★★½

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  • Brave

    Brave

    ★½

    Did they fuck over Brenda Chapman or did she just make mid? I could see either. The little brothers and the plump lady are the best characters.

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    Another forgot-to-log from a month ago. Your enjoyment will ultimately hinge on the “stinky tears” bit.

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  • Everyone's Hero

    Everyone's Hero

    ★★

    I appreciate how it knows it’s a store brand cg kids movie from a time when studios were still figuring out how to stylize within the medium, so it wears those restraints like a corset; it can barely stretch or bend without dipping toes in the uncanny valley. Honestly bravo. Sometimes you’ve got to know when to fold em.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    can you believe this guy is friends with spongebob?