(Fyi: I made it 7 minutes... so my review is a joke, but...)
(Opening Scene:)
Young girls all smash their baby dolls heads in a violent (Kubrickian rip-off) display of rebeling against the oppressive patriarchy (belief that women are better suited caregivers for infants) to embark on a new frontier where nobody is left to care for infants except, we can only assume, neanderthal men who are ill-equipped to do so. All inspired by a 50ft representation of empowerment (the…