I haven’t seen The Substance yet but I can’t imagine them putting anything on screen more grotesque than Pizza the Hut.
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Star Trek: Nemesis 2002
The best thing you can say about this mixed bag of a movie is that I’m pretty sure, canonically, Bryan Singer gets sucked out into the vacuum of space.
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Indochine 1992
The tragic, epic tale of... *checks notes* France having to leave Vietnam and a rich white lady having to sell her rubber plantation?
This movie is like a French version of Gone With the Wind or Out of Africa but somehow way worse than both of those movies. I don’t mind having a protagonist who’s privileged or even an outright bad person, but the movie needs to be about confronting or denying that privilege for me to not hate that…
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Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street 2019
A poorly focused and misguided movie about an interesting subject, idolizing a deeply delusional and narcissistic man. It’s like watching a poorly researched thesis paper that ends in a 55 year old washed up actor yelling at a 65 year old washed up screenwriter for something that happened 30 years ago and then high-fiving himself for 20 minutes.
Northwest Film Forum
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