Oh…..
Well, I thought it would be decent…..but I didn’t expect it to be the best film I’d see so far this year.
I know, to some, this might sound crazy to say, but Pig is kind of a remarkable film, paired with an equally remarkable performance by the great Nic Cage. This movie broke my heart and pierced my soul, but by the end I somehow had a profounder appreciation for life itself. To say I was surprised by…
“Take your stinkin’ paws off me you damn, dirty ape.”
-Ronald Reagan
Hey......movie...................fuck you.
You are an insidious piece of shit and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Guys...I can’t think of many movies that I’ve hated as much as this thing. I had an easier time getting through Cannibal Holocaust. I would rather watch Cats again. I swear to God, there is not a single ounce of hyperbole in either of those sentences.
I’m offended by this film’s existence. It’s fucking garbage and I hope it burns in hell.
Goodbye!
