Better than I thought it'd be, it's being compared a lot to Bullet Train so best to get that comparison out of the way quickly. Bullet Train is a film that seems to obnoxiously go out of its way to not just deliver what it says it will, it indulges in lengthy dialogue scenes that aren't funny, it starves you of action, it goes on for far too long and overall it isn't actually fun. Because in theory and on…

Yeah this is disappointing. It's about as disappointing as it possibly can be, actually. Since The Raid 2 was released there's been the entire John Wick series. I wanted to think Evans would feel challenged by other action directors and try to come up with something special.

I get bored of action films that think they can just do action in familiar settings but do so in a more visceral brutal way and that it's enough, but it's the way…

I hated this. Sometimes you just watch a film that has a style which rubs you up the wrong way. It's immediately Wes Anderson visually quirky but doesn't try to establish each of the three central characters or try to create memorable scenes based on their scamming. I'm confused before it's even begun; they steal a package, they deliver a lost watch back to its owner, they get a massage voucher then try to exchange it for personal possessions of…

Maybe in a parallel dimension I like this. It's just kryptonite to me, I can't tolerate it, I might as well spend 2 hours watching the most inane YouTubers who specialise in stupidity to appeal to children with their energy. I don't have anything else to say, i still haven't finished it, I just wanted to say my brain can't cope with it. Maybe others might get some comfort if their brain also rejects it. Some films I can't get…