Favorite films

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  Mikey and Nicky 1976

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023 1

  Mikey and Nicky

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  Shampoo 1975

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I'm tired, so tired
  I'm tired of having sex (So tired)
  I'm spread, so thin
  I don't know who I am (Who I am)
  Oh

  Monday night, I'm makin' Jen
  Tuesday night, I'm makin' Lyn
  Wednesday night, I'm makin' Catherine
  Oh, why can't I be makin' love come true?

  Oh!
  Oh!

  I'm beat, beet red
  Ashamed of what I said (What I said)
  Oh
  I'm sorry, here I go
  I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no (Say…

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  The Room 2003

  Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  (future) wife's a bitch and then you die

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  Melvin Goes to Dinner 2003

  ★★★½ Added 4

  +2 stars for good concept
  -7 stars for the season 1 rupauls drag race esque quality and found footage home video cinematography
  +1 for slack i cut when i realized its just a time capsule of white ppl in new york in 2003
  +1 star for tcharm and tchemistry
  -2 stars for the guys name being melvin
  +8 stars bc alex looks like a straightlaced marina diamandis
  -3 stars bc im pretty sure this whole thing has been done before…

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  Franklin and the Green Knight 2000

  ★★★★★ Added

  a turtle's 5 stages of grief upon hearing the news that his reptile mother is pregnant