Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2024

  dude this one is like rosemary’s baby!

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever

Recent reviews

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  Ash 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  When you have a contained sci-fi thriller like this, it’s easy to take it at face value and just indulge in the story as it comes at you, but Ash is totally vacuous. My most charitable impression fresh out of the theater is that it’s a sensory overload mystery film that overstays its welcome, but the more I distance myself from the film the more I sour on it. Feels like a lazy amalgamation of the mind-fuck horror genre with…

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Opus literally borders on parody with how clumsily it tackles its themes. I truly cannot pinpoint what they were trying to say here. Everyone’s talking about how this treads the same ground as other notable cult/contained thriller films that have released recently, but the key difference with this film is that nobody cared to make it about anything. It felt as if they were writing the script as they were shooting the scenes. Nothing flows and it borrows pretty much everything…

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN

  Dune part 2 is cinema at its most explosively transcendent. The score shakes my soul, I am reborn! Denis, you beautiful genius, how do you do it? 

  What is there to say other than we’ve won. Run to the biggest screen and soundsystem you can find…this is not a drill. I walked in worried, but obviously excited. I had a sold out IMAX theater of people eagerly awaiting the next installment of…

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Well guys this is it. My most anticipated movie of all time has come and now gone.

  Across the spiderverse is everything I love about movies. To say I was transported is like a complete understatement. The animation is so vibrant and lively that I feel like I could smell and feel every atmosphere. This is undoubtedly the most impressively animated movie of all time. We are so lucky to get to watch the spiderverse team change the game in…