Aidan Noyes

Aidan Noyes

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.

Favorite films

  • Nosferatu
  • The Shape of Water
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • The Batman vs. Dracula

    ★★★★

  • Red Eye

    ★★★★

  • Laura Hasn't Slept

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★½

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  • The Batman vs. Dracula

    The Batman vs. Dracula

    ★★★★

    The Dark Knight vs. the Prince of Darkness.

    For a kids movie, this has pretty scary stuff in it. Like blood sucking monsters.

    In this one, Dracula uses the alias “Alucard” which is basically his name backwards. Clever. But Batman was able to figure that out in mere seconds. Detective, remember? 

    There’s only room for one Batman in Gotham.

    Rino Romano has a good Batman voice and Kevin Michael Richardson was great as the Joker.

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★★

    So much for your male-driven, fact-based logic, Jack.

    Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy were phenomenal.

    RIP, Wes Craven.

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    First off, Rachel Zegler was incredible!!! Her talent is flawless. 

    I have nothing against Gal Gadot but she isn’t quite evil enough. She’s quasi-evil. She’s semi-evil. She’s the margarine of evil. She’s the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

    And of course there’s the CG dwarves.

    Ultimately, this movie isn’t as bad as the internet trolls would have you think, but it still isn’t good.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Jack Quaid usually play characters who entered a world of pain. Not this time.

    Amber Midthunder was a badass survivor in Prey and she still is.

    Jacob Batalon is hilarious as the guy in the chair. Let him play the hero for once!!!

    Ray Nicholson is definitely his father’s son.

    Overall, this movie is hilarious and gory.

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