Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 May 2022

  This man could’ve won the breast stroke in the Olympics if he wasn’t so worried about his horny mum

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  Shark Tale 2004

  ★½ Rewatched 05 Nov 2020

  Martin Scorsese is a character in this movie

Recent reviews

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  Mission: Impossible III 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Genuinely forgot this entire movie! Phillip Seymour Hoffman is so good despite having literally no motivation to be in this movie at all!

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Credit to Edward Norton’s best performance of playing a very nice folk man instead of being an asshole like he is in everyday life

Popular reviews

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  Double Teamed! 2002

  ★½ Watched 29 Feb 2020 1

  Surprisingly enough, it’s not a porn movie

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  Colin in Black and White 2021

  ★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2021

  Eye-opening and eye-rolling at times. Also, a bit self-indulgent at times as well.

  The ability of Colin to tell his story as he sees fits then shows some of the tunnel vision that he likely believes in these stories. However, I don't doubt that some of these situations did play out EXACTLY like they happened.

  Good to see more of these stories shared. Would love to see more of Colin's background through college to the pros.

  Also - young Colin's actor did PHENOMENAL