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  The Birds 1963

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  this is what willem dafoe thought was gonna happen to robert pattinson after he beat the shit out of that gull in the lighthouse

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  Red Dragon 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  ed norton as will graham is really huge for me specifically. very fun watch even if the cinematography left a little to be desired! doesn’t hold a candle to silence of the lambs, but if you don’t go in with high expectations, you’ll have a good time.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  They Conked In That Clave

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  “you only tased him once and he’s acting like he boofed an electric eel”

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