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  • Twilight
  • Arrival
  • The Fall
  • Pacific Rim

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  • Picture This

    ★★

  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    ★★½

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  • Picture This

    Picture This

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★★★

    "you can't stop art motherfucker!"

    extremely quarantine coded. unsurprisingly entertaining, but unexpectedly wholesome and heartfelt. emphasis how we just need community, a sense of purpose with people in real life and/or online. i'm familiar enough with gta roleplay streams so i loved the candid chaos, but this is not really a documentary when some bits are obviously staged (& i don't mean the play itself); however, as a film itself this works. gotta appreciate the level of dedication.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    ever focus on a certain memory and suddenly you're the you from that moment again? ever lock in on a certain characteristic of yourself and suddenly it's what defines you most? could i love and understand every version of me or is my idea of selfworth forever dependant on my changing environment?

    i wanted a satirical fun sci-fi film with true romance and absolutely no subtlety on our ass fuckery social problems; and i got exactly that. took the "another…

  • Monster's Ball

    Monster's Ball

    ★★

    only thing this film did for me is remind me how bad the inflation is

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