Alfred Bitchcock

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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Being There
  • Stranger Than Paradise

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  • Days of Heaven

    ★★½

  • The Tree of Life

    ★★★

  • Silence

    ★★★½

  • The Last Samurai

    ★★

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  • Days of Heaven

    Days of Heaven

    ★★½

    WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING EVERY SHOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IMAGE RECORDED ON FILM IF
    THERE'S NO SUBSTANCE BEHIND IT??????

    I reallllly wanted to like this one and I thought it would be for me but I just can't.

    Same with Tree of Life. I was all about its experimental style (I'm always down for that kind of filmmaking - the weirder and more ostracizing, the better imo… sometimes... as long as it's done well). But these Malick flicks never…

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life

    ★★★

    Not sure whether I should give this five stars or one star

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  • Silence

    Silence

    ★★★½

    The only way to make this better would be to have Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon play while Andrew Garfield stepped on the jesus square and, during the “hair was perfect” line, he would look directly at Liam Neeson and mouth those words while running his hand through his hair. Boom, Christ has risen. Marty knows this. 

    Anyway 

    I’m actually very mixed on this and have a lot of thoughts but I don’t feel like articulating them… there’s some…

  • You're Cordially Invited

    You're Cordially Invited

    ★½

    A fun game to play while watching this would be to drink every time you notice the blatant ADR