Alfred Bitchcock

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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Being There
  • Stranger Than Paradise

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  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★

  • Hard Eight

    ★★★½

  • Holland

    ½

  • Inherent Vice

    ★★★★½

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  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★★★

    Gonna write a sequel about a guy who intentionally gets thrown in jail just to bully the theater nerds like he did in high school.

    Sing Sing 2: Electric Boogaloo 

    I need someone to option my treatment until I can get Ed Norton on board to reprise his role from American History X. At the midpoint he’s gonna make the bully realize how cool theater is and they’ll stage a production of Springtime for Hitler. In the third act twist,…

  • Hard Eight

    Hard Eight

    ★★★½

    Okay I’ve finally watched them all. 

    Now I can actually rank PTA’s filmography. This is ordered solely based personal preference/enjoyment of them compared to each other. Some of the ones on the bottom half are objectively better than some at the top, but that’s expected when we’re talking about a filmmaker that, quite literally, never misses. 

    The Master
    Magnolia
    Punch Drunk Love
    Licorice Pizza
    There Will Be Blood
    Phantom Thread
    Boogie Nights
    Hard Eight / Sydney 

    The more I think…

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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • You're Cordially Invited

    You're Cordially Invited

    ★½

    A fun game to play while watching this would be to drink every time you notice the blatant ADR