Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2004

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Winner of the coveted ‘Rowners’™️ (Alex Rowntree) award for worst film I’ve ever seen

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  Help! 1965

  ★★½ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025 1

  Chat is this mid?

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  Seen some mainstream reviewers do a few mental somersaults wrongly intellectualising a lot of very crap elements in this mess. Terrible acting, dialogue, set design, VFX, pacing - just about everything. The message wasn’t even that deep. Any attempts at sincerity were quickly undermined by crude and vulgar lines and set pieces. Not sure I’ll ever forgive FFC for the scene with Shia Labeouf and ‘Aunty Wow’.

  Adam Driver how’d you even manage to half hold that together.

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  Gavin & Stacey: The Finale 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Smithy throwing himself down the stairs goated moment

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