Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Why is Henry Rollins getting himself into these pickles.

  Al is a touch hammy for me but I quite liked all the shootin'.

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Think three is maybe being generous here. It's practically 90 minutes of monologue. Every detail told to excruciating lengths.

  Not enough humour to deal with all the bleak subject matter and the humour (plasticine tits) they went for just didn't land with me.

  Cut it to a 30 minute short and it might have been absolutely fantastic.

Popular reviews

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  Joyride 2022

  ★★ Watched 29 Jul 2022

  Why did she like watching the little boy warm his bits by the fire so much?

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★½ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  "Oh come on!"

  Not my review. The review from an 8 year kid who shouted it as the credits rolled.

  Could have said everything it tried to say in quarter of the time or even better still been a whole film in half the time.

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