Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Ugly and dull. 1 star for each jaw dropping quality.

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Can't believe poor Nick doesn't have a single friend. Because if he had just one friend they would have told him that the 27th "dicky" and 33rd "cunt" was enough to get the point across.

  Saying that I only just rolled my eyes more times than I smiled so it's a solid 2 stars for me!

Popular reviews

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  Joyride 2022

  ★★ Watched 29 Jul 2022

  Why did she like watching the little boy warm his bits by the fire so much?

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★½ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  "Oh come on!"

  Not my review. The review from an 8 year kid who shouted it as the credits rolled.

  Could have said everything it tried to say in quarter of the time or even better still been a whole film in half the time.

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