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The Boy Who Cried Werewolf 2010
kinda the best werewolf movie ever made, can't really think of anything that portrays werewolves in a more loving and caring manner. they really made sure to not unnecessarily villainize the werewolves, but of course as it comes with many historical pieces there tends to be some bias written in, whether intentional or not. the vampires may have been reflected in a slightly false light, potentially making them out to seem more violent or evil than they truly are. however…
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Sidelined: The QB and Me 2024
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who gave him that hickey that was in the first twenty minutes, why was his sister kidnapped and presumably murdered, how did she get into that school with only one audition, why was his name drayton, how is he starting quarterback at usc his freshman year, why does noah beck sound like shawn mendes, why does he kind of remind me of lisa rinna
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Mamma Mia! 2008
i need to be on a warm beach with a sandwich and grapes right now
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LOL 2012
i love how these kids are like rich living in downtown chicago and literally go to paris for a school trip but are sooooo edgy hanging out by some random building after school making out in front of each other and doing DRUGS, they would've loved brat, also calling a girl a post-it as a substitution for slut was kinda life changing. vaping also would've been a game changer for these kids, give chad a geek bar and he'd be…
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Aliens in the Attic 2009
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i genuinely screamed in fear so many times during this movie, there's so much i could say about it, so many good quotable lines, but what i couldn't stop thinking about the most is how the main kid is robert in the after movies, and how austin butler is actually so good and if i ever meet him one day for some reason, i need to tell him that his performance in this movie changed my life. and the grandmas…
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