alison

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inventor of film, #1 movie critic, director, editor, etc.

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • About Time
  • Imaginary

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  • Sidelined: The QB and Me

    ★½

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

  • Swallow

  • Paddington

    ★★★★★

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  • The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

    The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

    ★★★★

    kinda the best werewolf movie ever made, can't really think of anything that portrays werewolves in a more loving and caring manner. they really made sure to not unnecessarily villainize the werewolves, but of course as it comes with many historical pieces there tends to be some bias written in, whether intentional or not. the vampires may have been reflected in a slightly false light, potentially making them out to seem more violent or evil than they truly are. however…

  • Cars

    Cars

    ★★★★½

    marry mack, kiss lightning mcqueen, kill mater

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  • Sidelined: The QB and Me

    Sidelined: The QB and Me

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    i need to be on a warm beach with a sandwich and grapes right now

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  • LOL

    LOL

    ★★★

    i love how these kids are like rich living in downtown chicago and literally go to paris for a school trip but are sooooo edgy hanging out by some random building after school making out in front of each other and doing DRUGS, they would've loved brat, also calling a girl a post-it as a substitution for slut was kinda life changing. vaping also would've been a game changer for these kids, give chad a geek bar and he'd be…

  • Aliens in the Attic

    Aliens in the Attic

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.