Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  never seen a man lose so many aura points before

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  trench coat buttoned to the TOP

  also why is no one talking about how count orlok was literally wearing a MINK COAT!?!? the gaggery and for what???

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  “I love to hunt, and I love to cook. But I don’t want to go back for ingredients as I cook.” - Denis Villeneuve, today 5:45pm.

  Not only did he cook with this one, but he also ate!

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  Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010

  ½ Rewatched 19 Jan 2024

  even more terrible than i remember.

  here’s a few examples of the horrific writing with zero context:

  “like high school without the musical”

  “i think this dyslexia thing is getting worse”
  “why do you think that?”
  “idk maybe it’s the adhd”

  “this is a pen man!!!!!😡”

  “don’t talk about my mom like that you bald headed freak”

  “i’m your protector”
  “yeah … 😒”

  “it’s a camp for really special people. like you.😝”

  “put my mother down ! 🫵”

  “hmm yeah.…