I’m disappointed… I really like Joon-ho’s other films but this felt like an unoriginal critique of class and colonization.. and I’m tired of seeing the same portrayals of dumb politicians. I don’t want to see anymore characters based off Donald Trump!!!!! I know how he acts (dumb)
More positive notes:
- Robert Pattinson is hot
- Marty and I both fully reclined and fell asleep for the last 30 mins
I’m torn :/
Spent half of the movie waiting for it to end or asleep and the other half sobbing.. (not sure if this is a reflection of the movie or my current state)
I think the performances were great and the movie did a good job developing the family’s dynamic but
Too. Much. Subtlety.
Made me feel like I was watching the same scenes on repeat for 2 hours & think most of it could’ve been cut
Other notable mentions:…
Major takeaways:
1. Zoe Saldana has a fat ass
2. Zoe Saldana is a Mexican she’s just from the Dominican Republic
3. Zoe Saldana’s dance moves are wack
This is a corny Netflix musical but it’s entertaining (albeit also problematic) as hell. I was locked in because I didn’t know when the next track was gonna start…
Reminds me of the trial of Chicago 7 (bad) or that other Netflix movie about climate change (also bad) but at least I…
I f*cking love female friendship and miss car culture
- 5 stars just for Kathy from quick day loans
- the scene at the blood bank is my worst nightmare
- im unfortunately hipster gentrifier Bethany
- I’m also unfortunately Dreux whenever I have a crush on someone (weird)
My major critiques:
1. Movies where things keep going wrong give me heart palpitations
2. Too many scary movie previews (not the movie’s fault)
3. Not as funny as I wanted it to be
