alyx

alyx

i studied all that film just to have an objectively bad taste

Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • The Trial
  • Barbarella
  • Speed Racer

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  • The Visit

    ★★★½

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★★★

  • It Follows

    ★★★½

  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★½

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  • The Visit

    The Visit

    ★★★½

    most accurate depiction of the average tyler the creator fan there’s ever been, like flawless rep for 13 year old white boys who think cherry bomb is the peak of music. you’re NOT a yahtzee master that takes TEN YEARS. monumentally stupid but camp so slay

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★★★

    i’m running a 100.4 degree fever rn and took a big ol swig of nyquil right before putting this on.  really ideal viewing conditions

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  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★½

    it follows will forever be iconic for having some of the best cinematography and maybe the best music of any modern horror film and some incredible scenes of genuine suspense (i did a whole study on the school hallway sequence once in a film class) all while also having some of the stupidest ideas and moments in any movie ever. i would simply never fuck again

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★★

    this was TIGHT. i’ve liked a couple new movies this year but this was the first i really truly loved. paced perfectly, shot beautifully, an absolute joy to follow. simple, efficient, just incredibly well done. couple little things that i didn’t love but nothing major. just a really damn solid piece of filmmaking. doesn’t do anything that hasn’t been done before, but it does it all really fucking well. you don’t have to reinvent the wheel if you can make a damn good wheel. bonus points for a squeeze appearance, great use of up the junction lmao