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Recent reviews

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  Hot Frosty 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  Sure, why not? 5 stars. Probably the best of these type of Christmas movies I’ve seen. HOT FROSTY! 🔥 ⛄️

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  What in the absolute fuck (complimentary).

Popular reviews

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  ALF’s Special Christmas 1987

  ★ Watched 06 Dec 2022

  But also 5 stars

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  House 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2015

  My thoughts during the movie:

  "Is my disc skipping?"

  "Did I accidentally put in a Japanese remake of The Monkee's Head?"

  "Why do I even have the subtitles turned on? It's not helping my comprehension."

  "Seriously, how much of this film is watermelon-related?"

  "Well, I just Kung Fu'ed a bunch of logs that attacked me. Probably just an illusion. What a weird day!"

  "Dancing Skeleton!"

  "Everyone is super chill about their friends disappearing."

  "Oh. It got crazier."

  "No, wait. *Now* it got crazier."

  "Crazy. Loved it. Can't wait to watch it again. 5 stars."

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