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Shiva Baby 2020
Rachel Sennott you’re lucky I adore you because this movie had me STRESSED. Also the baby was desperate for attention like please stop crying we get it not everything is about you
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The Last Five Years 2014
How do you have two of the most talented musical actors and a great musical as source material and still make a movie this mid. Also Jamie is straight evil reincarnate, he’s got me sitting here mad at my TV screen 😭 I’ll leave it at a respectable 3 stars since A Summer in Ohio has been one of my most belted songs since like 2018
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Eye of the Forest 2022
Everything about this movie is truly, and I don’t use this term often, PEAK. 3 seconds into the editor’s cut and my jaw was already on the floor. Don’t say you’re a Star Wars fan unless you’ve seen Eye of the Forest because the cinematic universe is simply incomplete without this story.
The cast and crew of Eye of the Forest are some of the most passionate and hardworking people I have ever met and it absolutely shows in the…
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