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All About My Mother 1999
“Las mujeres son gilipollas… y un poco [lesbiana] // Women are assholes… and a bit [lesbian].”
A movie written by a man centered around this many well developed female characters? And slim to no male lines? Loved it
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Snow White 2025
Rachel Zegler playing a beautiful kindhearted princess and Gal Gadot playing a character that believed she could steal and occupy land that she had no right to; no acting necessary from either party! (But Gal could have at least tried to act well)
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Eye of the Forest 2022
Everything about this movie is truly, and I don’t use this term often, PEAK. 3 seconds into the editor’s cut and my jaw was already on the floor. Don’t say you’re a Star Wars fan unless you’ve seen Eye of the Forest because the cinematic universe is simply incomplete without this story.
The cast and crew of Eye of the Forest are some of the most passionate and hardworking people I have ever met and it absolutely shows in the…
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