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Just Go with It 2011
Adam Sandler movies are masters of quick random bullshit beats that don't matter at all but make you bust up
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
I want to have a Farmer Jim body.
This movie really doesn't pump the breaks on the jokes.
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Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
First time I ever watched this was when I was like 8 and I have no recollection of it.
I love movies that are objectively stupid but played off earnestly. Yeah, of course the U-boat travelled to that island without submerging once. Yeah, of course you can train a monkey to spy for you. Yeah, of course the Hebrew god is real and really likes to send phantoms to melt Nazi skin. Yeah, of course 20 different species of snake…
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Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love? 2012
A movie that somehow has racist caricatures of Russians AND zombies.
Best villain ever: fake-southern-accent-small-town-lawyer-heart-stealing-fake-vampire-twink that wears Matrix shades to x-ray vision women.
Every girl is a lesbian and every guy looks like Jay Leno
I can't believe I'm letterboxing this and hope this won't detail my future presidential campaign.
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