Looks absolutely fantastic and the special effects especially the animatronics were fucking incredible but the plot was not very interesting and the action was weak so I stopped watching just as he got to mars about an hour in.
Love Michael Ironside as the voice of Sam Fisher in Splinter Cell (genuinely one of the best video game protagonists) and Radzack in starship troopers but he's not doing very much in this which is sad cause he has quite a big role.
Arguably the greatest film ever made, wish we dressed like the hunters in real life.
If your movie is three hours long, you've made a mistake, if your movie is 3 hours 20 minutes long like this, fire your editor.
The first half was a 6/10 so I was thinking "wow I was worried this would be much worse, I'm happy enough to watch this." Then after the intermission (AN ACTUAL INTERMISSION WITH A COUNTDOWN ON SCREEN BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS SO LONG) the movie goes downhill steadily for the remainder until the epilogue which…
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Didn't realise the 'Queer' in the title was the derogatory kind.
I know I've said the Northman and Long legs are the worst films I've ever seen.
I would like to apologize to them both.
I'm not sure where to start so I'm gonna list the things I did to keep myself entertained during the cinema screening.
1. Admire the beautiful color of the fentimans cherry cola that I brought to the screening. It's beautiful dark red against the light…
