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  • Miss Congeniality

    ★★★½

  • Blood Lake

    ★½

  • Men Of Respect

    ★★½

  • The Details

    ★★

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  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★½

    Another one that’s alluded me for years. Benjamin Bratt is a wet noodle but Sandy and Michael Caine bring their A game. Early 2000s as heck.

  • Blood Lake

    Blood Lake

    ★½

    Feels like a bunch of teenagers went on vacation to the lake and decided their home videos would be funnier if they pretended to be stalked by a psycho.

    The kids sit around a table and play quarters for 10 minutes straight. Can’t deny the rizz from the little brother though, dude is a straight up menace.

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  • Stage Fright

    Stage Fright

    ★★★★½

    There ain’t no way that homie with the giant owl mask could see a fucking thing. Say what you want about this serial killer, you gotta appreciate his commitment to the bit. Also, I wonder if David Robert Mitchell had this movie on his mind when making Under the Silver Lake.

    The kills in this are complete batshit, with both the gore and the absurdity turned up to 11. In my opinion, this is far and away Soavi’s best work. An Italian slasher classic and a must see.

    80s Horror Ranked
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  • Dolls

    Dolls

    ★★★★

    A stop-motion killer doll masterpiece of the highest order. The murders are gruesome and the creaky old house vibes are immaculate. A classic.

    80s Horror Ranked
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