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The Innocents 1961
What? Now I have to worry about ghosts intentionally messing up my kids, not just me inadvertently? Fuck it. Vasectomy booked.
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Nosferatu 2024
Pretty whatever. Maybe I was just stuck in my head and didn't experience the movie in the right mindset, or maybe the black levels / contrast ratio of the theater screen was absolute shit and distracting, but I never became engrossed in the story or characters. With the exception of the emphasis on historically accurate mise-en-scene items such as clothing and building interiors, I found the visuals and camera work not particularly interesting either. There's little of anything particularly bad…
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Killers of the Flower Moon 2023
No mystery. No tension. The usual technically immaculate film making from Scorsese is wasted on a story presented in the least interesting way possible.
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Belle 2021
So little is fleshed out about the bland virtual world of Belle's U app that it's hard to care or makes sense of anything happening within it. Who would want to spend time in a virtual reality app that chooses your appearance for you? What do users do besides fly around detail-less VR cityscapes, sometimes fight each other in PvP, or watch the occasional Belle concert? And why can't users just log off whenever they want? This nonsensical and lazy…
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