AndyQuest

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  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • Ferrari

    ★½

  • Speed

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★★

    Perfect

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★

    Entertaining, full of diva drama but they're all old dudes

    The level of suspension of disbelief required to navigate through this movie goes from 0 to infinite way too suddenly just to make sure the movie lands its message

    Appreciated the look into what a conclave might actually be like from the inside. I like the idea that the institution of the church is made of men and is imperfect but leaving room for hope that a well run institution with everyone trying their best in a selfless way can approach divinity, even if it often falls closer to whatever the opposite of that is.

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★½

    Adam driver carries this as far as it will go but it's an aimless vehicle

    I don't really get to feel for the characters even in some moments that I really feel I should care for them

    Doesnt have an identity, tries to be a drama, a period piece, a biography, a documentary on a crucial moment on Ferrari's (the company) history, an action/car movie and it just is super meh at all of them.

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ½

    The tale of the spooky Rubiks cube

    this movie is so bad lmao, it's not scary, the plot stinks, the acting is god awful, the practical effects are kinda cool for the time I guess but it's just like the Indiana Jones face melting scene over and over again for 1.5 hours

    0 other merit to this in any other way

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★½

    Wes' first miss as far as I'm concerned, truly one of the most "wes-anderson-y" movies ever made as this guy takes a huge step deeper into his own butthole(read:moviemaking style), which I usually truly adore (Yes I adore wes' butthole).

    It's deep, it has a thought provoking meaning and ending, it's shot beautifully and every scene looks like candy. Full of fun-ish details.

    But its boring as hell bro. Truly. Soooooo boring. Trying to understand this movie's 1000 entagled plot…