andzj

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Came of age with home video.

Favorite films

  • Withnail & I
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Blood Simple
  • Trust

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  • Smile 2

    ★★★★½

  • Battlefield Earth

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★★

  • Scanners

    ★★★★

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★½

    I wasn’t such a big fan of the first Smile, finding it a bit too derivative of other movies (from Ring to It Follows by way of Final Destination), so this was a massive surprise. They found the perfect setting and central character for a demon that feeds off inner darkness and self-loathing. I can’t take most horror movies that run over 2 hours, but this justified its run time. The ending is fantastic - thematically and visually superior to last year’s The Substance in just about every way. Just a beautifully crafted and genuinely discomforting horror film that improves on the original.

  • Battlefield Earth

    Battlefield Earth

    Netflix should remake this.

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  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys

    ★★

    Made at a time when there seemed to be consensus that the best way to continue a franchise was to mess with the original as much as possible - preferably with shonky de-aging effects, character flips and endless twisting of rehashed dialogue. My favourite bit was when Schwarzenegger is clearly about to jump out of a helicopter, says “I’ll be back” and Emilia Clark looks confused and says “What?” WHAT??? 

    I don’t normally buy into the idea that these crap…

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★★

    “We’ve been through death and life together.”

    It’s an all-time favourite of mine back from when I was a kid, so hard to be too objective. However, every time I watch Wrath of Khan it seems to get better in some way. Maybe it’s the fact that everyone showed up for this movie in the best way possible, even though it was supposed to be a lower budget take on Star Trek after the overblown first film. How the hell…