"I can't leave you! You are the only human-like friend I've ever had!" - Stella Star
For a Star Wars: A New Hope rip-off, this makes some great choices. What if there was no Luke moping around? Great. What if the dashing smuggler was the lead but was also an incredibly hot woman and wore a bikini for most of the movie? Great. What if C3PO dual wielded laser pistols and spoke with a terrible Southern accent? Great. What if…