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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  pre-film: wow i like a few of bob dylan's songs, maybe he was a decent guy

  post-film: oh he was a cheating arsehole who's harder to understand than a mumblerapper who's 5 joints deep!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  not sure how to feel

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  freaky little film in the best possible way

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  i was completely on his side idc. my empathy does not extend to the rich. i wish they'd died in more painful ways actually, i feel like they got away too easily. i also wanted to know what happened to that curly haired twink. the 'sex' scenes weren't as shocking as people made them out to be, like i expected more than just period sex.

  update: i'm removing an entire star because i'm starting to think emerald wanted us to sympathise with the rich people... and that feels gross to me.

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