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  Paddington 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jun 2022

  finally an explanation for the actual use of the royal guards’ hats.

  minus 1.5 stars since i discovered they’re bearskin and that made an otherwise wholesome scene quite morbid.

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  Cheaper by the Dozen 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2022

  the only funny thing about this movie was the xanax o’clock eagletonian from parks & rec. not because she was good in this, just because she reminded me of the show.

Popular reviews

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  Patrick 2018

  ★½ Watched 07 Nov 2018

  what the fuck was that boat sequence
  was the dog on the boat for two days
  did the boat sail uninterruptibly for two days
  how did the sailor not notice the fucking dog
  was someone even driving the boat
  ...
  confused.

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  Tutta colpa di Freud 2014

  ★★ Watched 26 Dec 2020

  don’t you love it when a movie manages to feature a bisexual character and never mention the b word throughout?

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