Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  I do not care! As they keep making these animated movies I am going to be one happy camper!!

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  The Beach 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 17 May 2024

  I don’t think I’ve ever seen The Beach (2000) outside of the hours of midnight and four am. I need to make a list of movies I forgot are implanted in my brain. Imagine how surprised you are when you find out someone has a random and deep connection to a movie like, Knife+Heart, Dragonheart, or Braveheart. You don’t know why, but it makes sense. Anyway I think this movie perfectly captures a specific vibe only made in early 2000s.

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Added

  Black Phillip: Wouldst thou-
  Me: Absolutely, Yes.
  Black Phillip: But I didn't even-
  Me: I said YES, Phillip! WHERE IS THE BOOK?!

  From beginning to end this story has something for me. I'll admit I don't know what I'm hearing if I don't have the subtitles on but that doesn't take anything away from the film. The drama surrounding this family having to start a new life, alone, was enough to captivate me. Next thing I know there's this woman…

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  Adult Swim Yule Log 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  Okay so I legit love what I call “the fireplace movie” which is literally just hours of a fireplace playing on loop. IMAGINE my surprise when this turned out to be a horror movie!! Didn’t need the racism, AT ALL, but overall the movie was so unexpected and fun