Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 10 Oct 2024

  the plot and sensibilities of a 80s camp classic, the pacing and shitfuckery of something made for a 20s cinema

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  Watched 04 Oct 2024

  maybe the best cosmic horror I've seen

Popular reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2023

  the cinema man laughed at me for pronouncing that lame ass film as "emthreegen" how the heck am I supposed to carry on after that.

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  Free Solo 2018

  Watched 02 Mar 2021 1

  My hands and feet were sweaty the entire time

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